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These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin somewhere around the country, or were announced in a church service... Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals." Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the Water". The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus". "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands." contributed by Dick Handy |
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page last updated 1 JULY 2001 |
