Welcome to the May 2004 On-Line Edition of

St George's News

Waterlooville's Parish Magazine

Hugging

Hugging is healthy
It helps the body's immune system
It cures depression
it reduces stress
It induces sleep
It's invigorating
It has no unpleasant side effects
And hugging is no less than a miracle drug.

Hugging is all naturally sweet
And 100% wholesome
It contains no pesticides
No preservatives and
No artificial ingredients,
Hugging is practically perfect
There are no movable parts
No batteries to wear out
No periodic check-ups
No insurance payouts.

It has low energy consumption
And high energy yield
It is inflation proof
Non fattening
And theft-proof
Non-taxable
Non-polluting
And of course fully refundable.

submitted by Margaret Symonds
uthor unknown.

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