Waterlooville Howlers

WHEN YOU'RE OUTSIDE THE JEWELLERS, YOU ARE ONLY A STONES' THROW FROM BEING B(R)ASHFUL.

I WAS SO STEWAN(T) AT THE 'BUS STOP, YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED ME DOWN WITH A STONE CHURCH.

TAKE THE RIGHT FORK AT THE WOOD(S) PECKER, AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY, DUDE.

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET YOUR BOOTS FIXED NEAR THE ABBEY?

THREE COOKS THE BOOKS, WHICH PUT THREE COPPERS IN THE FOUNTAIN PEN SHOP, TO BAY T_^^HREE HELLIFACTS.

MATINS SUNG DAILY - PAPERS HANDED OUT - (CLARKS WILL WEAR WOOLLIES).

"TRADE YOUR PILLOW FOR A WILLOW". ASDA GET TO NO. 1 ITEM ON YOUR BILL, SEA DEA(R).

I SPECS YOU CAN SEE FRYLY WELL IN THE RAIN, IF YOU WEAR YOUR MAC, DONALD.

THE WAITS ROSE EARLY THIS YEAR, YULE BE GLAD TO HEAR, TO GET THE BEST PLAICE TO SING CAROLS.

Rosemary Goulding