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The Tweenies spent a very pleasant evening at David and Margaret Cavey’s for an educational stroll through the wine list. We swirled, sniffed and tasted 4 white and 4 red wines from around the world while David told us about grape types, climate and geographical differences. He also advised on the best foods to eat with the various wines. The most popular white wine was a 2010 Gewurztraminer from Lidl (happily, the cheapest), while the most popular red was a 2009 Valpolicella from Sainsbury (sadly, the most expensive!). Naturally there has to be “drink aware” information where alcohol is concerned so he shared the following with us and we felt it necessary to publicise it!

New Health Information

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regime of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living!

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and desire to sing Karaoke and play all night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and Naked Twister.

Warnings:

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel may benefit!

Rosemary Monk


Winter Edition 2013

Tweenies Wine Tasting Evening